Getting started

There once was an awful prig
who wanted a musical gig,
but he never left his bed
till his mother sternly said
“Get out, you lazy pig!”

It is against the flow of nature to do anything from a state of inertia. If you do overcome that inertia however, it becomes a lot easier to gather momentum. So the question is, what is that first step you need to take to give you just a little bit of momentum to get going?

Crossing the Line

There once was a pig in Japan
who belonged to the Ku Klux Klan
until one day he joked
and instead he provoked
now he’s packed in a can of spam!

Usually, the only way of discovering your boundaries are by crossing them. The consequences of doing so, however, are not always worth the learning.