Rums and Bums

John once met a fellow in St Lucia
who said he really didn’t fancy tortilla
but then after some rum
a fairy rubbed his bum
and suddenly he loved all things fuschia!

Isn’t it amazing how the right thing at the right time can reveal so much more about the inner person than the deepest of conversations with them?

If you’re warm and happy

There once was a man from Derry
who was so content drinking sherry
until one day he found
after asking around
that everyone thought he’s a fairy!

And so the fable goes… if you’re warm and happy, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.