In Tobago lived a man named Jack
who came constantly under attack
his head became numb
under his wife’s thumb
so he switched from rum to crack!

It doesn’t usually help to run away from your problems, but sometimes, if you rum really fast, it might.

Rums and Bums

John once met a fellow in St Lucia
who said he really didn’t fancy tortilla
but then after some rum
a fairy rubbed his bum
and suddenly he loved all things fuschia!

Isn’t it amazing how the right thing at the right time can reveal so much more about the inner person than the deepest of conversations with them?