A different normal

There was yet another girl named Mary
who was really quite contrary
from the very time she woke
she lied when she spoke
honestly, t’was just very scary!

The question of what is normal and what is not, is quite an arbitrary one. As one experiences more and one’s boundaries expand, the scope of what can be considered normal inevitably grows.

Stupid Questions

There once was a girl named Mary
who insisted on making a query
she nagged, begged and snorted,
till her lover retorted:
“Cos you’re ugly and too fat to carry!”

Contrary to popular belief, there are definitely such things as stupid questions. Wisdom results in the ability to distinguish which questions can add or create some value, and which can only lead to an unfortunate outcome. Unfortunately, wisdom is as rare as common sense.