If only you knew
What she had in view
You’d be tickled pink
And inclined to wink
Well… until you see it’s photo of you!
Funny how things are often so much funnier when you’re not the butt of the joke.
Incriminating Evidence
February 2, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Legacies
February 1, 2012 by Leave a Comment
When John realised his time was up
He bowed his head and raised his cup
“Screw you,” he said
Despite all prepared
For he wanted to be remembered as a cocky pup!
Not everyone has the privilege of realising that they have limited time left in this life. If you are one of those few, preparing an exit speech might be a worthwhile exercise.
Set them free
January 14, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Baby won’t you please release me
like a bird I wanna be free
No, she replied
and like a crocodile she cried
I bet I’d make diamonds from debris!
Boredom
January 7, 2012 by Leave a Comment
There once was a man who was bored
So he thought he should visit a fjord
He then flew off to Norway
where he decided to pray,
for a gorgeous blonde please Lord
Simple Solutions
January 5, 2012 by Leave a Comment
There once was a cute girl named Dimple
who was mortified she might see a pimple,
so she locked herself away
for forever and a day,
her solution was really quite simple!
Deep down, you know
January 2, 2012 by Leave a Comment
Confusing is the path to happiness,
when there’s a conscious effort to get there.
How often we follow the opinion of that tiny fraction of our brains, at the expense of what we know we really want.
